Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo
Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo

Funny 'Still Sober' Bitches Skeleton & Unicorn Summer T-Shirt with Recovery Chest Logo

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☀️ Product Description – Unicorn Skull Collection

Still Sober. Still Rising. Still Unbreakable.

This is not just a T‑shirt. It’s your armour. Your anthem. Your middle finger to the past and your salute to the future. Meet the Unicorn Skull – where myth meets mortality, and recovery meets rebellion.


The Design – Front & Back

  • Front (main graphic): A hauntingly beautiful unicorn skull – part fantasy, part reality. The unicorn symbolises rarity, magic, and the impossible made possible (just like your sobriety). The skull represents the death of your old self, the bones of battles fought, and the unshakable truth that you’ve walked through fire and come out the other side. It’s a reminder that transformation is raw, gritty, and glorious.

  • Back (the statement): Bold, vertical, impossible to ignore –
    STILL
    SOBER
    BITCHES

    Stacked like a punchline, it hits hard. “Still” – because you keep going. “Sober” – because you earned every clean day. “Bitches” – because you own your story with a smirk and steel in your spine. This isn’t for the fragile. It’s for the fighters.


Colour Options – Choose Your Vibe

  • White – Clean, crisp, and unapologetically visible. Perfect for meetings, rallies, or just stepping out into the light.

  • Black – Stealth, strength, and timeless edge. Goes with everything – especially your badass attitude.

  • Grey – The balanced middle ground. Understated but loud in meaning, for days when you want to wear your truth softly but firmly.

All colours are available in sizes S – 3XL – because recovery fits every body.

Quality That Lasts – Just Like Your Sobriety

  • Premium fabric – 100% combed ring‑spun cotton (or a sturdy cotton‑poly blend), breathable, soft on skin, and built to survive countless meetings, coffee runs, and late‑night reflections.

  • Classic unisex fit – relaxed but not baggy, with a crew neck, double‑stitched hems, and a tear‑away label for zero irritation.

  • High‑definition screen print – fade‑resistant, crack‑resistant, and wash‑after‑wash durable. Your message won’t fade – neither will you.

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