{"product_id":"retro-rainbow-skeleton-hoodie-coffee-now-wine-nah-🌈-sober-life-apparel","title":"Retro Rainbow Skeleton Hoodie - \"Coffee Now, Wine? Nah.\" 🌈 | Sober Life Apparel","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eEmbrace Your Sober Journey with a Dash of Humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSobriety isn't just about saying \"no\" to alcohol; it's about saying \"yes\" to a clearer mind, better mornings, and a life you truly own 💪. Our exclusive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"Coffee Now, Wine? Nah.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e hoodie is designed for those who proudly walk the path of recovery, celebrating the wins that keep you going.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDesign Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Back Graphic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A vibrant, retro-style skeleton rocking pink sunglasses and a pink jacket, holding a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and a glass of wine in the other. Set against a bright rainbow, the bold text reads \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"COFFEE NOW, WINE? NAH.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e 🌈 It’s a fun, edgy way to show the world that your drink of choice has officially changed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Front Graphic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A subtle, classic recovery triangle\/circle emblem printed on the left chest. 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